Showing posts with label breaking dawn. Show all posts
Showing posts with label breaking dawn. Show all posts

Wednesday, December 7, 2011

Thanks, K-Stew!

Not a good public speaker? Wanna be "more good"? No problemo! 
Get some advice from the best actress of all time!
If you'd like to watch Kristen Stewart for real, go here and here (skip to about 1:50 in the second one).
 It's just about as entertaining.
And that, kids, is why you don't do drugs.

Which brings us to Breaking Dawn.
Ok now ya'll know I am a Twilight fan. Loved the books. The movies on the other hand? Could be better. Especially the last one...omygoodness don't even get me started on the scene where the werewolves are conversing.  Horrible. 
The whole time all I could think was "this reminds me of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." You know, the 80's cartoon? Except that was better. I actually like that. 
And the part where she has blood stained teeth? Gag me.
And, of course, when Edward bites right through her stomach to get the babyish-thing out of her. Was it really necessary to leave him covered in placenta for the rest of the movie? I think not. I wanted to throw up. 

But, because I read the books and am not a quitter, I will go to see part 2 when it comes out. 
Not because I want to. No, it's because now I'm obligated to finish them. 
Who knows. Maybe the next one will be better.
And for heavens sake, Kristen. Learn how to act one of these years, would ya?