Thanks, K-Stew!

Not a good public speaker? Wanna be "more good"? No problemo! 

Get some advice from the best actress of all time!

If you'd like to watch Kristen Stewart for real, go here and here (skip to about 1:50 in the second one).

 It's just about as entertaining.

And that, kids, is why you don't do drugs.

Which brings us to Breaking Dawn.

Ok now ya'll know I am a Twilight fan. Loved the books. The movies on the other hand? Could be better. Especially the last one...omygoodness don't even get me started on the scene where the werewolves are conversing.  Horrible. 

The whole time all I could think was "this reminds me of Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles." You know, the 80's cartoon? Except that was better. I actually like that. 

And the part where she has blood stained teeth? Gag me.

And, of course, when Edward bites right through her stomach to get the babyish-thing out of her. Was it really necessary to leave him covered in placenta for the rest of the movie? I think not. I wanted to throw up. 

But, because I read the books and am not a quitter, I will go to see part 2 when it comes out. 

Not because I want to. No, it's because now I'm obligated to finish them. 

Who knows. Maybe the next one will be better.

And for heavens sake, Kristen. Learn how to act one of these years, would ya?

Can I just say...

1) I am super stoked for The Hunger Games movie to come out! 

Such great books. I will definitely be there on the opening night. And if ya'll haven't read the books yet? You seriously need to! ASAP! Before March 23...because that, my dear friends, is when the first movie comes out. It's gonna be epic. 

2)I'm actually pretty excited about Breaking Dawn as well. So...November 18th...Yes. Okay. I most likely won't go to the premiere of that one..Or maybe I will. I'm still undecided. It took me quite awhile to read the Twilight Saga because, let's be real, love and vampires? Those two things definitely don't mix in my book. Sounded pretty lame. Especially since the last book on vampires I'd read was Salem's Lot by Stephen King. That is by no stretch of the imagination a love story. If anyone has ever read it they know what I mean. I made my little sister check our bedroom windows for vampires for weeks. Sacrifices must be made. Anyway, one day in a desperate attempt to save myself from a death of reading deprivation, I caved. And you know what? I liked them! They were actually good books! The movies are progressively getting better...so this one should be the best so far. (Because, honestly, the first movie sucked. Nothing was as it should have been but I'm over it.)

Okay. I'm not like "OMGOSH! TWILLIIGGHTTT!" Like the fans Hamish and Andy are discussing. Seriously, you need to listen to this clip. I about bust a gut everytime I listen to it. Hamish and Andy complete my life.

3) When it comes to Taylor Lautner, though, now that's a different story. You  just can't look at him without thinkin "Dannnngggg! I'll have a piece o' that!" Can we seriously just talk about how adorable this boy is for a minute?! I'm not usually the swooning type and it's not often that I find me some good eye candy but how can I not enjoy him?? I mean really. Look at his smile.

Ah...I die.

Okay. Enough of pretending like I'm 14. I'll try and return to my 20 year old state.